WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Because you like to read. A noble hobby. Be proud: you could be doing something outrageous right now – long division, base-jumping, robbing a bank. Yet you chose to simply process black words on a white screen. My black words. I’m honored.
WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU?
Fame, fortune, jet-skiing through the Caribbean on the back of a dolphin. Let’s get serious. All I can promise is a chuckle or two over my whimsical thoughts. That should be enough.
WHY SHOULD YOU STAY?
Because I like to write. And I’m good at it. See, I’ll do all the legwork and you just rest your legs. There’s a range of commentary inside these walls, so don’t get overwhelmed. You’ve got plenty of time and I’ve got decent merchandise. Like what you see? Comment or email me.
Fantastic. If you’re new, welcome; thanks for stopping by. If you’re a relative, friend or fan, thanks for coming back. Now, all of you, get reading.